Post pee, pre comedy night!
Good Times...
Birthday Prank…Top 8
#1
If you minigolf today, you can get two games for one. It’s kind of an unspoken birthday deal that all the minigolf places have. Just thought you’d like to know.
-bk
#2
Dude!!! It’s been forever, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Listen, the hookers are going to totally hit up your crib around 8:30 this afternoon. Tell Turtle and Daz to bring the ketchup, they know what I’m talkin’ bout! Anywho, you get that dildo in the mail yet???
-Morgan PEEZY!!!!!
#3
Happy birthday! Matt, i constantly think about you. i know its wrong. i know there is so much that can blow up in our faces. but sometimes, i think “I just don’t care, I have to be with him.” i will be at our usual meeting spot at noon tomorrow. i won’t be wearing anything under my pants.
-david
#4
Just wanted to say happy birthday and that you should let TOM KAUFFMAN go home early for the day. Here is a birthday laugh: http://www.vimeo.com/1115240 ENJOY
Delbert Dean Shoopman III
www.delbertshoopman.com
#5
Thanks for that night in the stall…ill never forget those lips.
xoxoxo
Daddy..
#6
I regret to inform you that because of some misbehavior the festivities of the day have been canceled. Please send everyone home.
Respectfully,
Justin Dillard
#7
The internet told me to send you an email on this day, and at this
time, and because the internet is never wrong, I obeyed.
Happy Birthday!
#8
Matt,
Seriously, this isn’t cool, I’ve been waiting for this cash for at least two weeks now. Quit fucking around and give me my money.
Will
Birthday Prank
Tom Kauffman & Ryan Walsh, I applaud you…
This was posted today on Tom’s blog. I’ll have the top 10 birthday emails from complete stangers or people I recently met, soon.
Be part of a b-day prank on my boss Matt: At exactly 3:30 this afternoon, email him a birthday message at:
mattdevahl@gmail.com
It can be sincere, goofy, vulgar, or whatever…just do it…exactly at 3:30!
With any luck, he’ll recieve hundreds of emails from strangers in a matter of minutes, and be so overwhelmed that he’ll let me go home early.
Thanks!
